You should add Canadia, they're not just America's hat! It's almost like they're a foreign country! Well, not really...
Did you know:
Everyone knows that the further you go north in the U.S., the faster people talk. In Canada they talk super-fast! Where do you think William Shatner came from? In order not to lose American TV viewers with his super-fast talk, HE! ... ... ... INSERTED ... ... ... DRAMATIC! ... ... PAUSES!!!
Unlike all of us normal folks in the northern U.S., Canadians get their iced tea sweet by default! It's like they WANT less freedom of choice. I thought I could stop worrying about that (as a diabetic) once I got north of Maryland. NOPE!
They eat their french fries with vinegar, not ketchup! They spell English words correctly rather than American! Extra Us (and they ALWAYS over-pronoUnce their Us, eh?), esses instead of zees, zeds instead of zees!
They try to murder visiting American tourist children by sneakily hiding deadly choking hazard toys inside their Kinder Eggs! After confusing those kids by making them buy them with bizarre coins called LOONIES and TWONIES!